Monday, July 11, 2016

Review: Christina's Tapestry

Christina's Tapestry Christina's Tapestry by N.J. Walters
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Why do I read these kinds of books?? I mean the summary of this book doesn't even sound that great and yet here I am spending my night reading it.. Well it's short it took me a couple hours to read but still.

A tapestry magically brings a girl to a medieval world. She finds out that she has to screw two brothers and decide if she wants to marry one of them in 3 days. OH but bonus she still gets to sleep with the other brother once a week after she gets married. -- thats the storyline.

Let me just say that if this happened to me and it was the freaking Hemsworth brothers I had to screw for 3 days and decide who to marry.. I would still go home! You can not, NOT decide who you will spend the rest of your life with in 3 days. Enjoy the sex, go home with a crazy story and move on. Also think of all the things she gave up from the current world. I would die with out showers. There is no man I would give up showers and toilets for. And netflix, Sephora, movies, cars, refrigerators, microwaves, ok I'm just going to say electricity (candles would be a bitch to light. I fall on my face walking on straight ground with all my lights on. If I had to navigate by candle light, I would be dead.)

Okay so besides all the things she has to give up, she also has to sleep with her hubbys brother once a week. I know for 3 days they have all been sleeping together but that system is going to cause problems. I have read books where 3 people are in a relationship. Everything is equal and they all claim the kids. Marc gets totally 100% screwed. He can never claim a child and he can't get married. He has fallen in love with a women who is married to his brother. But he won't ever be able to get over it because he has to sleep with her once a week. Its just messed up!!

This book also need a lot of editing. I wish I would have counted how many times Jarek came out as Jared. IT threw me off the first time, I was like shit she's banging another guy but no I figured out it was Jarek. There was also a lot of his/her mix ups. That always bothers me.

Anyways, the book was a waste. I didn't like the story at all. Honestly the whole time I just felt bad for Marc. Thats pretty much all I thought about the whole time I read the book. So no I won't be reading anymore from this series.

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